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Lost in Translation

One of the things I enjoy most about travelling is reading, or attempting to read signs.  I like trying to figure out what the signs are indicating, other times the signs just make me smile either because they are clever, or because reading the signs literally is hillarious.   For example, on the way to dinner on our first night in Madrid I saw this restaraunt:

The restaruant is called “Fatigas del Querer”.  When I saw the sign I knew enough Spanish to realize the first word meant fatigue and the last word had something to do with desire.  So when I got home I went on Google Translator, began typing and had a good laugh.  I laughed because as I typed and Google instantly translated I got this:

typed: fatigas, Google: fatigue; I was right!

typed: fatigas del, Google: fatigue of; right again!

typed: fatigas del quer, Google: fatigue of poker; HA!

typed: fatigas del querer, Google: labors of love; Holy cow, conjugation does matter.

I was proud to figure out that this shop had something to do with renting bicycles; the graphic helped 🙂

This one is great because you don’t need to speak a language to know what the place offers:

The incorrect grammar and claim of street cred on this one got me, oh, and the dog bowls, very thoughtful as there were lots of people con perros in Spain:

On the way to the Churh of the Holy Family we passed this:

which made me crave carne asada tacos from Taqueria San Jose by my house.  Then I thought, “Wait, what? A taqueria in Spain?”

In Avignon I appreciated the directness of the signage

Not exactly sure what the cow is advertising; does the place cater to, or serve cow?  Maybe I should clarify. Does it cater to cows as patrons or serve them as food?

These next two I found clever:

Must be a town with lots of mathemeticians.

Wholly unoccupied.

Interpreting the sign for this place in English rather than Spanish could steer people away from tasty treats.

 

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Doors of Madrid

I don’t know what it is about doors; but I like them.  These were taken in the oldest part of Madrid surrounding Plaza Mayor.

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Plaza Mayor – Madrid

One of my favorite places in Madrid that I wish we had had more time to hang out in is Plaza Mayor.  Surrouned by restaraunts, cafes, and street performers it captures what plazas in Spain are all about.

 

I enjoyed the entrances being a little askew.

According to our guide there is a new trend in Europe which involves putting padlocks on public features to mark significant events like a first date, proposal, whaterver.  Several of the light posts in Plaza Mayor had several locks.

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Dazed and Confused

The start to the day of our return trip was fairly normal; as normal as a 2:30 a.m. wake up call could be.

The day before we had spent our last day in Italy seeing virtually all of Rome, at least that’s what it felt like.  We started with an hour bus ride from our hotel to the Colesseum.  Upon arrival we were accosted by hovering hawkers of postcards; I think they’ve been conditioned not to hear the word “no”.  Well, it was a pretty good deal, 10 postcards for 1 Euro, I guess they were just stunned no one wanted to take them up on such sweet deal.  We had about 10 minutes to snap photos, and dodge postcard hawkers,  while our tour guide went to fetch our Colesseum guide.  When the guides returned we donned our “Whispers” (audio receivers so we could hear the guides narration over the din of the hundreds of other people touring the site), and began the tour.  I should note that the “Whispers” were crap; too much interference and static, couldn’t hear much of what the guide said.  No matter, the Colesseum was sufficiently awesome without the narration.

After the Colesseum tour we sauntered, ok, rushed over to the Forum to continue the tour.  On our way we lost a few people and had to wait an extra 20 minutes or so for them; totally worth it; though it was hot.  (Thank goodness it was overcast, it would’ve been a lot worse.)

From the forum we got back on the bus with our driver who I’ll call “Disco Dominico”, his ringtone was Mr. Saxobeat, and he had a mix of 7o’s and 80’s disco/pop tunes that he played for us, who took us to the Vatican museum.  Tourning the Vatican Museum then St. Peter’s Basilica and the Sistine Chapel was both awe inspiring and annoying.  Awe inspiring because of it’s opulent decadence; annoying because we really never stopped moving and often lost sight of our guides yellow  hankie on a stick she was holding above the mass of people; there were a LOTS of them.  Though we only spent a few minutes in the Sistene Chapel shoulder to shoulder with other tourists, it was…I was going to say beautiful or gorgeous, but those words don’t really convey what a masterpiece it is.  Photos are not allowed, but I snapped a few of the museum and basilica.

Just a few people.  Can you see the yellow hankie?

Startled me a little.

 

After Vatican City we met Disco Dominico for a lift to Trevi Fountain and we walked from there to the Pantheon, then Piazza Navona.  The Pantheon is an amazing feat of architecture.  Piazza Navona was cool as our guide told us the church in the plaza and the monument in the middle where constructed at roughly the same time by rival architects.  The architect of the monument sculpted the figures in a way that showed they were disgusted by the church.  None of them are looking directly at the church and most of them are demonstrating open disdain.

In the last two photos, note the expressions of the men on the monument.

After Piazza Navona Disco Domincio drove us to dinner, after which we took the hour long ride back to the hotel and arrived at about 10:00 p.m.  As you can see, it was a full day, so the 2:30 a.m. wake up call the following day was just awesome.

We arrived at the Rome airport at something like 4:00 a.m. to catch our 6:00 a.m. flight.  Fortunately we had a person meet us there with our boarding passes already printed so all we had to do was show our passports and drop off our luggage.  Standing in line to drop off my luggage I realized that in the fog of the morning I had left my souveneir posters on the bus!  Meh, I did the same thing when I was in Spain the last time, guess it means I’m coming back in a few years.

The flight from Rome to Frankfurt was 20 minutes early and thank goodness because the Frankfurt security was SLOW and we only had just over an hour to catch our connector back to SFO.  First we went through the passport check station, then we went through the security screening where several of our kids had their bags pulled and looked through (nothing found); and one was even pulled aside by security!  After the security screening there was another line to check our passports again, by this time our flight had been boarding for a good 15 minutes or so.  I ran with the bulk of our kids to the gate while the other teacher with me waited for the kid pulled aside by security.  I wasn’t sure they were going to make it but they did at the last minute.  I wasn’t able to sleep more than an hour and a half or so for the 10 hour flight from Frankfurt to SFO, thank goodness Lufthansa has the  monitors with TV and movies, as well as cool cameras mounted on the plane to get different views of the flight.

By the time we arrived in SFO I had been awake for a LONG time which is probably why I thought my luggage was lost.  Everyone else had found theirs and split, but it took me another half hour or so with the help of some Lufthansa people to find it on the conveyor belt.  How many times had I actually not seen it as it passed by me on that thing?!  Man, I was out of it.  Thankfully I had someone to drive me home, who knows where I would’ve enede up if I drove myself.  After returning home I was starving so I got two carne asada tacos from Taqueria San Jose, had them with a beer at home and collapsed on the sofa.

Great trip.

 

 

 

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Things about Europe, and this trip, that confuse me.

1. Why are the toilets in each country different? More specifically, why do the flush differently?
2. Why does Italy have toilet paper dispensed like tissues and not a roll?
3. Who made the driving rules and why don’t they have more accidents? (Ok, that’s really two questions so…)
5. Why did Pisa smell like piss? (To be fair parts of San Francisco and other famous places do too; I’m just going for the cheap laugh).
6. Why don’t Americans adopt the European attitude and just go out and chill with the neighbors and friends every night? I mean just tonight one of the hotels here had a lobby full of elder people dancing.
7. Why is the McDonalds logo green?
8. Does the Disney store really need to be in Florence, and if so, do Americans need to buy stuff from it? Apparently

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Day – 8

Today was the day I realized that I am most likely past the age at which I might’ve considered a) bungee jumping, b) sky diving, c) generally leaping off or out of something really high. This epiphany struck when I saw this view:

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which was taken from the top of the bell tower next to the cathedral in Florence. Well not the top, but the viewing portion near the top because the top would’ve been just too hard to get to. As it was there were 400 some-odd steps, and that was plenty; believe me. Climbing all of those steps was totally worth it for view like this:

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Today we also saw Michelangelo’s David, though photos were not allowed, and other cool things like this:

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this:

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and this:

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Tomorrow another grueling bus ride stopping at Assissi, then Rome!

We’re getting a little rummy and have developed a list of catch phrases from the trip too far feel free to guess the context:

It wasn’t too sticky.
Wanna cookie?
You can plug your phones into my computer.

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Days 6-7

Days 6 and 7 have largely been spent on a bus with periodic stops at roadside gas stations/cafeterias. Had we not also been stopping at cool places I might be a little upset; if I could remember the names of the places we visited I’d feel a lot better….I’ll blame it on the bus ride. I’ll fill in the itinerary when I return. Meantime I’ve been snapping lots of pics.

Carcassone:

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A bridge from the 1st century on the way to Carcassone, or after….you know, the bus thing…

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A bell in the cathedral at Carcassone…
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…and it’s creepy gargoyle things…

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In one of the alleyways I found some signs of home

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And some flowers

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Almost forgot, we visited a perfume factory that makes and sells its stuff only in France (and online) called

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That had this outside

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Where I bought some eau de toilette that at the time I thought smelled nice and had a hint of evergreen forest, but am now afraid it might smell like a car Christmas tree air freshener.

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Day 3

Hmm, just a quick note, apparently I forgot to upload this….

Today we’re traveling from Madrid to Barcelona. Along the way we’re stopping in Zaragoza for lunch. A couple of things I noticed about Zaragoza right away, besides the beauty of the basilica, is that it’s very bicycle friendly and there appear to be more people of African descent here than in Madrid. I was also pleases to see a giant stone globe in the square, being a geographer and all. The landscape along the highway is dotted with castle ruins and the occasional giant black bull billboard. They look like huge cardboard cutouts of bulls and used to be advertisements for a company that made sherry. At some point Spain banned advertising along the highway, not a bad idea, but the bulls were saved after a national outcry. The landscape is also very similar of most of California; dry, beige, and barren, about the only thing missing are the oaks that dot the California countryside. Along the way it was also unite exciting when we crossed the Prime Meridian! It’s marked by an arch that crosses the highway. Unfortunately we didn’t stop so I was unable to hop back and forth between the eastern and western hemispheres. Have I mentioned yet that our tour guide who was born and raised in Madrid speaks with an English accent? It’s a little confusing at first. She also uses a lot of England English idioms like “brilliant” and “right”.

Haven’t uploaded today’s pics yet, here are a few more from yesterday:

Prado entrance:

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Goya statue:

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Oldest operating restaurant in the world: (or maybe just Europe)

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